ahnbaehyo:

Samuel L. Jackson “singing” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift on Capital FM.

(Actually the best thing I’ve ever heard on radio. Or ever.)

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xdeath-squadx:
“I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.
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aldamiriel-necrococo:
“the-memedaddy:
“meirl
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I was on a call with my aunt and parents last week and they were talking about how everything would be better soon now that the election has Happened, they said “Alda you look super done what’s wrong”...

greystripe:

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

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lord-of-wolves:

ragabond:

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this is a poem

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i couldn’t not draw this

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smute:

catchymemes:

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“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

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zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

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“ theoldness:
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omfg
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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
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